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Why Burgers?

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If God does exist, the burger is one of his finest creations; along side pies, orgasms, and strong women. Burgers are the perfect combination of meat, vegetables, and bread. They incorporate a variety of different tastes, textures, and temperatures into every bite and do so while allowing a complimentary side dish to shine alongside it. 

Other things aside from burgers will also be reviewed, but burgers are the main focus

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